Once upon a time, in the distant land of Fredonia, there lived a rabbit named Cadfaël. On Wednesday morning (his favorite time of month) he found himself hungry. “I’ma go find some grub, yo!” He exclaimed. He hopped along until he came across a juicy carrot which was firmly nestled in the earth. “Appears to be delicious, yo.” He uttered while eyeing it. He inched up to it and attempted a bite, as things turn out, it was not good.